sausage party script
Pump those legs! Just take it easy, just breathe, dude, just breathe. Look, can we all just, you know, calm down a notch, please? (Yelling). Barry: Oh, wow. I am destined to soak up their sweet juices... as they dribble down my flaps. (The scene turns right to reveal a bottle of ketchup, mustard, and a jar of relish gathered together in fear) Yeah, that's right. Barry imitating Druggie: I'm a fucking idiot. Oh, wait. I didn't mean (Douche's nozzle becomes straight once again and cackles), (Notices the juice beginning to leak but laughs and tears the 'Juiced Up' sticker off the juicebox and slaps it onto his gash. Und subjugate the whole damn Great Beyond. It's so sad. Yeah, you do. The store is closing in five minutes. (He's notices the open window, seeing that as a sign for freedom.) Why would a god let you up in her smooth, perfect sliz... when you can't even squirt? Kyle Hunter (born May 31, 1973) is a male badminton player from Canada who won a bronze medal in the 2003 Pan American Games in Men's Doubles with Mike Beres and in Men's Singles. Darren: No, no! Hey! Is someone there? Chicken noodle soup: Cream of Mushroom? And it's dope. (Douche shoves his nozzle up Darren's anus), Douche: (laughs) Now, stand up. Roberta, put your fucking hand down. What Does Bing Bong Mean, Sammy: Oh, look, it's not our fault we needed a homeland. Dude, get in on this shit. What are you doing? I fucked over Frank, Carl's dead and I'm all alone. What you're about to hear, you'll want some. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, WikiLeaks just dropped the entire script of "Sausage Party". Like a mash-up, bro. The G-O-D is D-T-D... dude. Except for this meshuggener cunt here. Gum: The human is no longer aware Twinks: Go to the Dark Aisle. Douche: Fuck! Even that I didn't push, you know. And what we got here? The sauerkraut kicked us out of every decent aisle. I'm blowing my fucking load. ), (Cut to Frank and Brenda viewing the battlefield). Nobody fucking touch me! I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you. Brenda: Hey, who you calling useless, Teresa: Sweet bun, I must admit I too sometimes have urges... impure thoughts. Brenda: Is it me or is everyone looking at us? is to completely forget about him. Transcript (The movie begins at a market called Shopwell's where as the shop starts to turn on the lights, a worker wakes up and opens the doors for the customers to come in. Frank: Yeah, Banana's whole face peeled off. He's looking for you in my aisle. (Teresa proceeds to eat out Brenda. We don't know they're jerking off into our eyes! Can I ask you a question, me? Oh, no! Douche: Okay, we got him, easy now. I love juice! Carl, do you feel that? Druggie: Oh, no, not Mr. Pizza! Douche: No, I'm just messing with you, bro. I'm filling you! And cover her up already. Carl. You got the best voice! I'm having an out-of-sausage experience. ), (Brenda screams in pleasure as Frank, Vash, and Sammy furiously masturbate to the both of them going at it. Everything we've ever known is a dirt-covered pile of shit, jacking off in our fucking faces, covering our eyes with their come, so come-covered we can't fucking see! Beyond the ice. I'm sure there's some kind of smushed bun out there waiting for me. Vash: I was just told... that I am getting zero bottles of extra-virgin olive oil for eternity! Barry: It's over. 4 Nov. 2020. The shopping cart jerked a little. (He slaps him) Snap the fuck out of it and run! Twinks: Oh, you'll see. No one will believe you. I'm tweaking! I don't understand. Guys! Douche: Okay. of the fourth dimension. Brenda: Yes! I'll tell you exactly what happened in the Great Beyond, you dumb, red piece of shit! Honey Mustard: [Laughs] "landed on the floor, died instantly", "Another costumer crashed his shopping cart with Camille Toh Shopping cart.".
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